Why did it take seven days for troops with helicopters, equipment, supplies, food, and water to be dispatched to southeast storm zones?

Representative Ralph Norman of South Carolina

Representative Morgan Lutrell of Texas

Representative Cory Mills of Florida

Have you ever accidentally found out that you were about to be fired?

I lived in NC for over 25 years. In all my time there, I saw more than my share of storms. The vast majority of them came up from the south and either skirted along the coast or bent inland and then run into the northern states. By the time they got to central NC, the storms were mostly petered out or, the swung back out to sea. In the past, Helene would have tracked like the black arrow I have crudely drew

Representative Bruce Westerman of Arkansas

Representative Trent Kelly of Mississippi

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Senator Deb Fischer of Nebraska

Representative Mike Collins of Georgia

Representative Andy Biggs of Arizona

Why are there so many illegal Haitians in Ohio? They can't walk here. Democrats flew them here to cause chaos and crime in Ohio.

Because of this, state and federal authorities had to figure out how to move the assets from their “normal” staging areas (blue area)

Representative Mike Waltz of Florida

Representative Tim Burchett of Tennessee

Why do we often have strong feelings for our twin flames, even if they don't feel the same way? Is there a way to make them realize their true feelings for us?

Representative Eli Crane of Arizona

Senator Ted Budd of North Carolina

Senator Josh Hawley of Missouri

What's it like to have an IQ of 140 to 170? Do people notice you're different?

The rest of the landscape in not exactly conducive to move a lot of heavy traffic.

Representative Laurel Lee of Florida

Representative Michael Guest of Mississippi

What do all Indian parents have in common?

Representative William Timmons of South Carolina

Representative Gary Palmer of Alabama

Representative Mary Miller of Illinois

When does a woman know she is cumming?

Representative Victoria Spartz of Indiana

Representative Rich McCormick of Georgia

Representative Randy Weber of Texas

How do the police verify the authenticity of an online profile? What methods do they use to determine if a profile is real or fake?

Representative Morgan Griffith of Virginia

Senator Mike Braun of Indiana

Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia

My cantankerous beagle is very badly behaved at the dog park and always starts barking at the other dogs. Would pepper spray be an effective method to correct his inappropriate behavior?

If you see your representative or Senator on this list and you are subject to Helene or Milton, know that they don’t give a crap about you. They care more about their power and subservience to their Most Exalted Grand PooBah and identifying and destroying people and things that are “woke” than they are to their fellow Americans that have been laid low by a storm that had never happened before. That $20 billion could have been put to use in projecting and gaming the response and, among the weather games would be what to do if another devastating storm follows right on its tails.

Senator Mike Crapo of Idaho

Representative Randy Feenstra of Iowa

What does it mean if someone asks if it’s pink?

Representative Debbie Lesko of Arizona

Representative Aaron Bean of Florida

If one them is yours, let them know of your outrage and then, on your ballot, send these unprincipled MAGAts back to their mommy’s basement.

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Now we have a Cat 5 (Milton) locked on to Southwest Florida.

Senator Tommy Tuberville of Alabama

Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky

Representative Eric Burlison of Missouri

Representative Gus Bilirakis of Florida

Representative Roger Williams of Texas

Senator Pete Ricketts of Nebraska

Which is almost 300 miles farther

Representative Paul Gosar of Arizona

You now need to figure out how you are going to turn them around, ship them a couple hundred miles and hope that you can find and secure the necessary staging grounds. The contacts they used to have built up over 4, 5, 6, 10 storm seasons are no longer useful so they need to find new ones.

Representative Nancy Mace of South Carolina

Senator Roger Marshall of Kansas

Representative Troy Balderson of Ohio

Senate

Senator Mike Lee of Utah

Representative Russell Fry of South Carolina

Representative Max Miller of Ohio

Representative Alex Mooney of West Virginia

Senator Ron Johnson of Wisconsin

I am sure that someone, who has a political axe to grind, would say “Why didn’t they have extingency plans??? See! See! See! They and their leaders are incompetent and vote for the other guy!!!”.

Representative Russ Fulcher of Idaho

To get from TN into NC (or vice versa) you are forced onto the yellow route

While we really can’t do anything to stop or redirect storms (despite what Marjorie Taylor Greene spews), we can hold accountable the members of Congress who put their agenda ahead of the physical safety of their fellow Americans.

Representative Clay Higgins of Louisiana

Representative Michael Cloud of Texas

Representative Nathaniel Moran of Texas

Representative Mike Bost of Illinois

I know it doesn’t seem like a big distance but when you see power truck convoys a mile or so long, followed with the necessary support equipment and personnel, you realize this is something heavily planned.

House members

Representative Jim Banks of Indiana

Senator James Risch of Idaho

Representative Darin LaHood of Illinois

Representative Tony Gonzales of Texas

Representative Michelle Fischbach of Minnesota

SO you are now the Disaster God. You know a storm is coming so you activate your assets and move them to their staging areas. You know the storm might change a bit but not as big a shift that has happened.

Representative Bill Posey of Florida

Representative John Joyce of Pennsylvania

Representative Andrew Clyde of Georgia

Representative Anna Paulina Luna of Florida

to the new staging areas (red area).

Representative Jim Jordan of Ohio

Representative Barry Moore of Alabama

Representative Daniel Webster of Florida

Senator Tim Scott of South Carolina

Representative Rudy Yakym of Indiana

Representative Ron Estes of Kansas

Representative Harriet Hageman of Wyoming

Representative Andy Ogles of Tennessee

Representative Josh Brecheen of Oklahoma

Representative Bob Good of Virginia

Part of the problem you point out to the agitator is the recent battle in Congress that threatened to derail the necessary $20 billion FEMA funding. This funding should’ve been resolved months ago in preparation of the new fiscal year. But rather than do that, these politicians (if I could make my written words to drip with more sarcasm I would do it) decided that because FEMA would be wiped out under Project 2025. While the bill eventually passed, the following people voted against the bill:

Senator Katie Britt of Alabama

Representative David Schweikert of Arizona

If you look back in history, you will see that storms usually hit in the same general area and follow the same general path. So the plans to respond, assemble, stage and deploy were all built around history.

Now, with Helene cut into a new area and at the same time severed the 2 major highway (Yellow Circle) capable of handling all the trucks and traffic:

Representative Mike Ezell of Mississippi

Senator Marsha Blackburn of Tennessee

They are listed above.

Senator Eric Schmitt of Missouri

Representative Warren Davidson of Ohio

Representative Lance Gooden of Texas

Representative Byron Donalds of Florida

Representative Claudia Tenney of New York

Representative Matt Rosendale of Montana

Representative Beth Van Duyne of Texas

Representative Thomas Massie of Kentucky

Representative Andy Harris of Maryland

Representative Tom McClintock of California

Representative Jeff Duncan of South Carolina

Representative Lauren Boebert of Colorado

Senator Markwayne Mullin of Oklahoma

Representative Keith Self of Texas

Representative Jeff Van Drew of New Jersey

Representative John Rose of Tennessee

Representative Greg Lopez of Colorado

Helene did something unexpected: It ran right up the Blue Ridge Parkway (green arrow) and hammered towns that had never seen anything like this before.

Representative Brad Finstad of Minnesota

Representative Kat Cammack of Florida

Representative Scott Perry of Pennsylvania

Representative Tracey Mann of Kansas

than the blue routes.

Representative Dan Bishop of North Carolina

Representative James Baird of Indiana

Representative John Curtis of Utah

Representative Matt Gaetz of Florida

Representative Chip Roy of Texas

Senator Bill Hagerty of Tennessee

Representative Derrick Van Orden of Wisconsin